May 2009
171 posts
my internet usage has been serverely interrupted by work.
I’ve closed the outside garden register the past 3 nights. I normally wouldn’t complain, but the gnats are driving me CRAZY.
about 20 circle my head at any given time. one of the guys out there told me it’s probably my hair and he’s probably off.
he then suggested I not shower for a few days…and that should...
my macbook pro will cost $650 to fix with a new part…$350 to fix with a used part.
FML.
just because of one messed up cord that makes the screen flicker…something awful. but it’s installed into the entier board behind the screen, of course. so the entire thing needs to be replaced in order to fix it.
I have neither $350 OR $650 dollars.
FML.
saturday i had to man the lowe’s sidewalk sale for a total of 20 minutes. this involved me scoping the merchandise, conversing with the loaders, and trying to not convince myself that buying a drying just because it’s $750 cheaper than originally priced would NOT be a great idea.
i won’t need a dryer for at least two more years. and definitely not a gas dryer.
but it WAS a...
mr. mac doctor has had my laptop for nearly two fucking weeks.
waaaayyyy toooooo looonnngggg!
=(
pointless objects no.472
hippie bands. wtf?
while with henna, partida, cessany, and ben…I picked one up at american eagle and said “wha..wha..what is thisss?!”
I tried to put it on like a headband and henna (being the informative hippy she is…) started shaking her head and got up. “Noooo…you put it around my forehead, it’s a hippie band!”
I tried. After snapping it...
26" ?!?!?! really? →
Trying to find a dress for either: a friend’s wedding this weekend, my shower next sunday, or my wedding dress rehearsal…I pulled up a couple of web sites, forever 21 being one of them.
(I find shopping online for XXI more comforting…being in the store makes me nervous. TOO much going on.)
But 26” from shoulder to hem? REALLY?!
I just measured. It is exactly 26”...
determination
I’m halfways expecting someone to send me a link to a failblog later with my picture on it.
I washed my car this evening. It started raining when I was half-way done, but, determined, I finished.
An old man walking 2 dogs says, “you’re just going to make it rain harder!” I reply, “well, I promise it will look better when I’m done than it did earlier!” He...
why sex before marriage is good.
fmylife:
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, “please don’t make me do this.” FML
fmylife:
Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I’m 24. FML
I tried this once, in 6th grade. during study hall. it took me only 537.
2 unsuspecting kris allen fans
(these of course occured at work today.)
no. 1: tall (I know, right?!) and skinny Chinese man with a strong accent. “you watch emerecen idol last ney-ight? oh is verry goo. i vote! i so happy fo’ ‘em!
no. 2: hunched over old lady with a ponytail AND a perm and those glasses that turn to shades when you go outside…but the best part is that she was wearing this shirt with a...
funny dog hair cuts.
ben’s mom cut milo’s hair today.
milo is their 2 year old white schnauzzer.
she shaved his body, his eyebrows and his beard, but not the top of his head and not his ears.
he looks like a baby giraffe.
a GOOFY looking baby giraffe.
Authorities bag huge black bear on Henderson... →
damn, I miss Arkadelphia already.
and I’ve only been home for a week…!
CHEESUS! →
this is for you, partida.
“Dallas Couple Sees Jesus Inside Cheese Snack…”
“It is a reminder of our blessings from God…”
I’d probably eat cheesus.
fuckyouapalooza →
“the act of bringing the ruckus when someone has made you very angry.”
-henna
Watch6od:
katyperryblog:
interview FAIL.
This might be the worst interview I have ever seen in my entire life. I FF’d through most of it, but trust me - I got it. I think that this may be Britney Spears on crack with yet another wig, but I’m not entirely sure. I just know that I feel terribly sorry for John Mayer.
oh my god someone needs to tell this girl to shut up. if these are the kind of girls...
